Tonight Matthew, my brother Colin and I will throw our scout-leader’s uniforms to one side and become.... 2 Live Crew
Bored, and in need of some disco dancing, we travel to Nottingham for some electro-punk-trash action.
paper-jam’s London correspondent Helen meets an odious man named Julian, who she hates so much you could power a medium-sized market town off the strength of her hatred.
Slightly happier than the last one, but only a bit. Would you take your shopping with you to a job interview?
Sexed-up, sweaty, self-aggrandising electro-R&B man with a moustache Har Mar Superstar came to Coventry recently, leaving us all feeling just a bit unclean. As though we’d been tampered with. And there’s pictures, too…
The start of the paper-jam quest to identify the most overrated band of all time…
They weren’t playing anywhere near us, so Birmingham-based soundtrack/60s French pop-inspired Broadcast force us to travel to London to see them…
Apparently the weather is awful in Australia. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Not really as controversial as the title may lead you to believe
Not nearly as bad as you may have been informed, shit sex/dancing scene though…