I’ve been looking forward to this for some time. Foul-mouthed puppet action of the highest order, or Captain Scarlett with loads of dick jokes?
The follow up to Hero is another massive spectacular martial arts epic. But is the plot up to the action this time?
Yes we are still alive. Another month - another worthy left-wing documentary film, which being a worthy, left-wing sort of person I liked a great deal. Lets all go out and campaign outside GAP (unless the sale is on).
Pitch Black was a great film wasn’t it? So given a shedload of money the same bunch of people should make an even better sequel shouldn’t they? Lets find out whether this first film of a proposed trilogy is a turbo diesel or a wimpy unleaded.
Why make a film in just one genre when you can make a samurai, spaghetti western, comedy-drama, gangster movie with loads of sword fighting and tap-dancing? Once again a Japanese film saves us from the usual boring shite.
Michael Moore returns to give Bush and his buddies a right old kicking. You may love it, you may hate it but you should definitely go and see it.
For no particular reason, it is time to think about who are the most wooden actors working today. Plus which type of wood they specifically resemble, yes we’ve already thought of Reeves.
Finally we crawl out of our televised sports induced hibernation.... So, re-make of a classic fifties Ealing comedy, is it any good? Or is it Stallone doing Get Carter all over again?
Has the presence of the annoying Jim Carrey ruined what sounds like the most intriguing film for ages? Is that ELO song in it? How many takes did they make Dunst do in her pants?
After our complete failure to cover the blood-drenched volume one, paper-jam despatch a new correspondent to check out the second bit of Tarantino’s Samurai action flick…