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Letter from..... the Job Centre
Rant // Vanessa // 15th March 2004
Depending on your politics, either a searing critique of the treatment of the unemployed underclass or a load of moaning from a dole bludger.
Letter from..... Rugby
Rant // Vanessa // 20th February 2004
Our globe-trotting heroine finds herself back in the town known globally as the cement capital of the midlands. Never mind, on the way back she visited some flash places, headbutted a tree and was bored shitless in the Pacific.
Apple iPod mini - shame it's so expensive
Rant // Steve // 7th January 2004
We heard the rumour of $99 - and we thought, blimey, we’ll take three - but it’s not turned out that way…
No Shit Presents
Rant // Steve // 23rd December 2003
It’s been my birthday, and I’ve had no shit presents. It’s a miracle or something. Plus I’ve taken some pictures of what appears to be an Atomic Kitten’s pants. Hmm.
Letter from London
Rant // Helen // 19th June 2003
paper-jam’s London correspondent Helen meets an odious man named Julian, who she hates so much you could power a medium-sized market town off the strength of her hatred.
It may be considered a classic, but I am afraid it is a piece of shit
Rant // Jim // 28th May 2003
Not really as controversial as the title may lead you to believe
There should be an age of consent for mullets
Rant // Jim // 6th May 2003
Stop the madness, save the kids, surely the NSPCC should do something about this.
Are you an American??
Rant // Jim // 7th April 2003
Are you American? Can you be sure? Take this test leaked from the Pentagon to be sure of your national identity…