Oh yes, it is fun to take the piss out of sore Australian losers, as paper-jam’s pint size antipodean correspondent has been finding out.
A sorry tale involving alcoholism, gambling and ripping off dutch people. Oh dear.
In which brother Jim W goes to Prague, and is impressed by more than just the cheap beer. Although he did like that.
In this exciting episode, Vanessa has problems involving her ring and a load of sand - Ouch! Plus she discovers the ((bracket)) keys on the keyboard.
She’s off to sea and spewing for Britain..... I wish my life was that exciting. I just sit in a small, dark room typing these things in, listening to the sound of my bitter tears as they splash off the keyboard, sob.
Having now turned into a complete hippy Vanessa (with long suffering Garry in tow) is doing the whole Mad Max bit round the outback in a van disguised as a cow.
Slightly happier than the last one, but only a bit. Would you take your shopping with you to a job interview?
Apparently the weather is awful in Australia. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
paper-jam’s foreign correspondent enjoying the high life in Sydney, sort of.