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24: Right-wing propaganda or left-wing satire?

exactly what the fuck is a socket and how would I go about opening one?

Quick, open a socket to division, re-route the geo-thermal satellite imaging and torture the shifty looking bloke in holding room 4 who was doing your job 20 minutes ago. It’s time to delve into the chrome covered, murder-a-minute world of 24…

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Life on Mars

Hoho. The new series from the makers of - wait for it - Spooks and Hustle had it's first episode tonight, and they almost managed to keep their hand off the Impossibly Daft Slow-Mo button, right up until our time-travelling hero John Sim and his thuggish boss, played by Philip Glenister, jump over a desk.

In slo-mo.

Well at least there was no hideously embarassing musical number, like in Hustle.

And it was going quite well, too before that, with some sly Back to the Future references (asking for a Diet Coke in a pub, the silly "this flyover! coming soon!"), and his 2006 consciousness leaking through a television set in the form of a hirsute Open University lecturer.

Beyond the set-up, the detective story was dreadfully thin, with a massive leap to finding the bad guy, but it'll be worth a go next week. Mind you, I watched the entire first series of Hustle too...

Full of Prejudice for the new Pride and Prejudice

Oh, Mr Darcy, I've fainted again.

More re-make horror. But this time it is one for the laydeez as Vanessa gets all hot and bothered over the re-casting of Mr Darcy in the upcoming cinema version. Someone sling her a bar of chocolate and a cushion, that should sort things out.

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The acts you will never see impersonated on "Stars in Their Eyes"

Tonight Matthew, my brother Colin and I will throw our scout-leader’s uniforms to one side and become.... 2 Live Crew

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The man behind me should run CCFC

My letter to the chairman of Coventry City Football Club explaining who the new manager should have been

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