New paper-jam columnist Nick takes us on a journey into the history that most hated (and technically frustrating) element of clothing, the dreaded tie.
For no particular reason, it is time to think about who are the most wooden actors working today. Plus which type of wood they specifically resemble, yes we’ve already thought of Reeves.
More re-make horror. But this time it is one for the laydeez as Vanessa gets all hot and bothered over the re-casting of Mr Darcy in the upcoming cinema version. Someone sling her a bar of chocolate and a cushion, that should sort things out.
Finally we crawl out of our televised sports induced hibernation.... So, re-make of a classic fifties Ealing comedy, is it any good? Or is it Stallone doing Get Carter all over again?
We forego the pleasure/pain of watching England play to go and watch tipped angular guitarpop types Kaito and discoguitar people Radio 4 shake their funky stuff in a shithole in Birmingham. Two weeks later, and our hearing has just about returned…
Michael Moore returns to give Bush and his buddies a right old kicking. You may love it, you may hate it but you should definitely go and see it.