What to think about the event that almost no-one is talking about : Ad pushes the swear button hard as he takes you through the runners and the one’s he’d like to ride for this years gruelling, almost musical marathon
She was looking for a job and then she found a job and heaven knows shes miserable now (despite industrial quantities of free food)
Mcdonalds too mentally taxing? Temping too much like hard work? Why not slip into the blue T-shirt and treat people who bring a film back a day late like drunk-driving, Nazi war criminals? Plus all the out of date popcorn you can eat.
After our complete failure to cover the blood-drenched volume one, paper-jam despatch a new correspondent to check out the second bit of Tarantino’s Samurai action flick…
Has the presence of the annoying Jim Carrey ruined what sounds like the most intriguing film for ages? Is that ELO song in it? How many takes did they make Dunst do in her pants?
I have dashed back from the shops to bring you news of the return of the quiffed one. Is it like a load of unbeaten Your Arsenal or a pile of shameful Kill Uncle?