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Eurovision 2004 Preview

Well, hello there young lady - she'll be singing for the Ukraine on the night

What to think about the event that almost no-one is talking about : Ad pushes the swear button hard as he takes you through the runners and the one’s he’d like to ride for this years gruelling, almost musical marathon

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Letter from ... Employment Hell

cheer up luv, it might never happen

She was looking for a job and then she found a job and heaven knows shes miserable now (despite industrial quantities of free food)

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Could you get a job at Blockbuster?

tut, tut, tut theres one pound fifty out standing on your account.

Mcdonalds too mentally taxing? Temping too much like hard work? Why not slip into the blue T-shirt and treat people who bring a film back a day late like drunk-driving, Nazi war criminals? Plus all the out of date popcorn you can eat.

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Kill Bill Volume 2

oooh, thats gotta hurt

After our complete failure to cover the blood-drenched volume one, paper-jam despatch a new correspondent to check out the second bit of Tarantino’s Samurai action flick…

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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

great film, shame about the poster

Has the presence of the annoying Jim Carrey ruined what sounds like the most intriguing film for ages?  Is that ELO song in it?  How many takes did they make Dunst do in her pants? 

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Morrissey, You Are The Quarry

Look out ees got a shooter

I have dashed back from the shops to bring you news of the return of the quiffed one. Is it like a load of unbeaten Your Arsenal or a pile of shameful Kill Uncle?

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