Vanessa is getting all stressed out about buying some overpriced hovel in Essex, feel her pain as she is messed about by those nasty mortgage people and starts to break out in spots again.
Oh dear. Vanessa gets all emotional (and I do mean emotional) over the Joel Schumacher hollywood version of the famous musical. I doubt there was any chocolate left in the house at all after the hormonal rush that appears to have ensued.
I thought it was great, but will you? Slightly iffy (but completely tasteful) picture on the following page, all of you reading this in the office have been warned. Do some work you lazy bastards.
Is it a single novel or a bunch of short stories? Did someone in Runcorn really use a copy as toilet paper? Is it any good? Nick delves further…