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Coventry City v Luton Town: Therapy or Punishment?

So, will going to watch two poor teams in a poor league on a cold night and paying £23 for the privilege make me feel less miserable. Hmmmm, what do you think?

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Rocky Balboa is complete shit

unload all over him dad, oohhhh yeeeaaaahhh

Double extra strong shit, in shit sauce, topped with lightly toasted shit croutons, served on a bed of delicately shredded shit.

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Bitter Films: Totally Ace

consumer whoreAs part of the weekends Flatpack festival I went to the Sunday night screening of Science of Sleep (which was well worth going to) and was lucky enough to also catch Everything Will Be OK, a short animated film by Don Hertzfeldt. This was 17 minutes of a stickman called Bill pondering the seeming meaningless of his life as he gradually sinks into somekind of mental illness. It was great; quirky and funny at the start before becoming disquieting and disturbing (but still a bit funny) as it progressed.

Knowing nothing about Don Hertzfeldt or his company Bitter Films, I got on the internet at work today and had a bit of a dig round. Looks like Everything Will Be OK could be up for an Oscar. You can get hold of a load of Don's films via a DVD that you can order from the Bitter films web site. If you want a taster, check out Rejected (which you can watch here although it is a touch shonky), an earlier film documenting the problems he encountered while trying to fulfill some commercial commissions and the chaos that his breakdown brought upon his creations. Funny, technically brilliant and very pointed indeed.

Flatpack: Hocus Focus, 2nd Feb 2007

Valerie from the Hocus Focus poster

I can't think why I've never been to the Electric Cinema before.

Well, I can actually - years back it used to have dummies strapped to the windows high up on the front of the building - which made it look like a rather diseased fleapit.

Anyway, it's a rather lovely old fashioned cinema, with two screens. The most important bit is that you can take beer into the auditorium with you, important for the Flatpack shindig last Friday, Hocus Focus.

First up was hairy man Andy Votel playing a fabulous selection of blasting funk from the non-English speaking world. We've love a playlist, it was outrageously good, and happened to fit in nicely with the random visuals, including Serge Gainsbourg creeping around some young lady, as per.

Now then, now then. I can't speak for Jim, particularly as now it's likely he's ponced off to model for Storm given some of the recent photos he's been taking of himself, but this half of paper-jam likes stuff that straddles the art/pop divide. Voice of the Seven Woods take on soundtracking Armenian film "The Colour of Pomegranates" came down on the art side, and felt heavy going. It didn't help that the film was heavily chopped up, so it made possibly less sense than it might've - although the patina of the film and the photography was lovely.

Talking of perfect art/pop, Broadcast were on next, and blipped and blooped their way through their DJ set with a radiophonic selection, including Delia Derbyshire's tapelooped alien chantathon "Zi-weh zi-weh zi-weh oo-oo". Trust me, it's a space-drone-pop winner.

The final thing on the bill was "Valerie and her week of wonders", the tale of a rather lovely young girl who has her first period, which then leads to a surreal world of sex, adventure, vampires, getting burned at the stake, magic earrings, yknow - the usual stuff.

Again, it looked great, the soundtrack was great in parts (could see why Broadcast had been inspired by it), but even at only 73 minutes long it dragged, and had us lost in parts. Particularly the lesbian scene with the "married" woman, what happened there? Afterwards we found out that the actress that played Valerie in the film was in fact fourteen at the time, which made me feel rather dirty.

All in all, we'd have to stick our necks out and admit it was hard going at times, but we wouldn't change 7 inch cinema's aesthetic for the world, we need them around.

Simpsons Movie trailer

'Steady...'

We watched the trailer for "Hot Fuzz" just the other day, and I really hope they've saved all the jokes for the film. 'Cos the trailer was a bit dull.

Not like the "The Simpsons Movie" trailer, which had me still crying with laughter five minutes later. It's trailer number 2 you want, by the way...

Cansei de Ser Sexy, Nottingham Rescue Rooms, 10/2/2007

Still from Let's make love... video by CSS

There would be photos, but all you would see is the backs of freakishly tall people's heads. I was stood behind a six foot four lizard who must've had the dance bone removed from his body at birth. I'm convinced people don't dance in Nottingham.

So we were really, really packed into the Rescue Rooms for the return of CSS. They had their first gig in Europe over in Stealth, and now they're back before they go on the upcoming and predictably badly-named (but sold out) NME New Rave tour with the Klaxons and the New Young Pony Club.

On they came with black capes over their heads to ye olde "No limits" by 2unlimited (presumably in reference to the New Rave tour), which segued into an exuburent version of "CSS Suxxx".

Because we're such bloody rebels, we eschew basic journalistic skills like research beyond what we can type in the Google search box, I'd not heard the album beyond a few random tracks. Everyone's favourite single "Let's make love and listen Death from Above" was just ok, "I love alcohol" was a bit of drunken pub singalong cobblers, but "This month day 10" was a cracker.

Lovefoxxx makes for a great lead singer, no studied posing, dressed in a leotard like a dance instructor, hair going in all directions, random comments and audience rabble rousing inbetween songs, but no crowd surfing this time.

Flickr type DannyNorth got some shots last time they were at Stealth, gives a good idea of the intensity of CSS live. They're in London in April, and in Brighton and Manchester in May - check their dates....

Clean electronic night, Browns Coventry 11/2/2007

Laptop man makes music for the masses

I'd love there to be a busy and successful electronic music scene in Coventry, so I was as chuffed as I could be to hear about our favourite cafe bar thing Browns putting on an electronic night as a flipside to their regular Dirt nights.

But. And there's always a but. I didn't like it.

Sorry lads. Really, I tried. And so did my compatriots on that night, who are both called Jim, for legal reasons.

I did want to like your eardrum-raping drill and bass, but I remember the likes of Jega and u-ziq from oooh, about ten years ago, and I much preferred that.

Also I tried to like your smooth drum and brass, but couldn't get over the feeling that this might be how the Last of the Summer Wine will be soundtracked in 2047.

Your slow-mo post-rock stuff just... well let's leave it there. It's not my thing.

We didn't make it to the last act because of work on Monday, but I fervently hope they were fresh and forward looking, rather the oddly 90s retro sounds of the previous acts.

Despite all this, we're looking forward to Clean 2, scheduled for some time in April. You can get more info at the usual Myspace page, and see a couple of the acts at 93 Feet East in London on Monday 19th Feb.

Long Blondes at The Astoria 20/2/2007

A tough midweek gig fixture in the nations capital, turns out the Astoria’s being closed down as well. We see Sheffields finest “angular” guitar heroes and heroines at the NME award show.

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