10 Things that Scary Movie 4 is better than...
Film // Jim // 26th April 2006
- The moment of horrible inevitability between banging one of your toes and the pain reaching your brain.
- Running out of petrol in the middle of a contra-flow on the M1 at rush hour - whilst also desperate for a piss.
- One moment realising that actually you don't really love them any more and the next noticing that the condom has split.
- Any ambiguity mid-stride as to whether that was a fart, or there was perhaps more to it.
- Guy Ritchie's Revolver
- The man on the plane next to you suddenly leaping to his feet and screaming "Jihad!".
- The shops are shut, the only food in your house is a pot noodle. After forcing it down you realise that it is 3 years past its sell-by date.
- The doctor informing you that "this might pinch a bit"
- Overhearing any friend of yours telling someone "You know he really likes you, yeah honest, he's always going on about it"
- The day that your club announce the signing of Robbie Savage.
Comments
Number 2 sounds real. Tell me this didn’t happen to you.
stevepaperjam : 26/04/2006 23:00:49
Actually number 2 was the only one I made up. Actually, Savage hasn’t darkened the Ricoh yet - but wait ‘til he’s 40 and knackered.
Jim : 26/04/2006 23:54:27
I love the word “Actually” me
jim : 26/04/2006 23:55:03
But not Love, Actually.
Nick : 01/05/2006 00:06:31
One more worse thing;
Being deputy Prime Minister in a failing government where the leader will not go, and getting found out doing your secretary on the job.
Hang on a minute - that doesn’t work if you keep your house and salary....
Nick : 10/05/2006 02:23:25