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Euro gambling challenge: A new low reached

Sport // Jim // 20th June 2008

So far the whole gambling thing has been going reasonably well, I've won now and again and even seem to be a few quid up.

Its all a bit dull though really so to liven things up I am going to use different techniques to guess the results of the knockout rounds. To this end I have procured an 18-month old child, lets call her "Maya" - I am hoping that this little girl is going to make me rich beyond my wildest dreams Mwa haaa haaa haaaa etc.

As she wouldn't stop crying about something or other yesterday I couldn't get a result out of her for the Germany-Portugal game. However now I've turned the music down and slipped her a couple of gins she has picked out the following treble for the other quarter finals:

Turkey to beat Croatia (Hmmm, I know she isn't 2 yet but even so this seems naive)

Holland to beat Russia

Italy to beat Spain

In Ladbrokes they asked what the gurgling and crying noises were coming out of my bag, I explained it away as a new trend in executive ringtones and bunged £5 on the whole lot coming in. It will be £97 if they all come in, so pints/rusks all round, or I'm going to trade the kid in for a pack of Tarot cards.