Mr Brian Keith "Keith" Dooley: An Apology
Sport // Jim // 18th September 2006
In recent years comments like "Keith ate all the pies (and the pasties too)", "Keith is a fine figure of two men" and "For fucks sake, hide your lunch, here comes Dooley", may have lead some to believe that we considered Keith Dooley to be a touch on the portly side.
We at paper-jam are now happy to set the record straight and confirm that Mr Dooley is in fact one of the finest athletes that Runcorn has ever been privileged to call a resident. A chiselled example of muscular masculinity, not only will he be setting a new course record at the widow-making Great North Run in the near future (in the the over-30's IT Support Bloke category), but he is also doing the whole thing carrying a small child on his shoulders. What a guy.
We therefore apologise unreservedly for any confusion caused and ask that you all sponsor Keith, who will be running to raise money for the Multiple Sclerosis Society, via his page on the justgiving.co.uk web site.
Thank you for your attention.
Comments
Cheers Jim,
By the way, I’m no longer a resident of Runcorn. I moved back to Widnes due to their superior pies. My training regime has got me eating carbohydrates so complex, that to the untrained eye they look like fat and alcohol.
Keith : 19/09/2006 18:50:35
Well as far as I know, Runcorn haven’t taken the plaque off your old house yet.
Jim : 19/09/2006 22:23:36