Mystery of the paper-jam stickers
Weird // Jim // 3rd December 2003
Recently we had a few batches of paper-jam stickers done, unfortunately one consignment went missing on its way to p-j towers. We didn't think too much of it until one day while flicking through my e-mail (wondering whether to spend my hard earned cash on yet another penis extension or to send it to one of the 820, hard on their luck, former diamond mine owners from Africa who needed a few quid to tide them over, that had written to me that morning) I discovered that the wayward stickers had started turning up in unusual locations....
This one is from one
of her majesty's lovely prisons. The gentleman in the picture is apparently
known by the chilling alias of "The
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Shane MacGowans ashtray (since split from Shane and
just released a solo rockabilly album with its good mate Johnny Depp
apparently) |
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This lady was most annoyed that one of the stickers
had been found floating in her swimming pool. |
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The disturbing link between paper-jam and manky pub toilets continues |
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Some childish person has stuck one on an unaware young lady's bum and taken a photo of it, the cad. What sort of childish idiot would slap a paper-jam sticker on someone for a cheap laugh? |
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This sort of person... |
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Oh dear... |
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Now thats just not funny. |
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Gates showing that he bears no ill will despite Steve's
concerted attempts to end his career |
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PLEASE NOTE: paper-jam.co.uk does not condone the placing of stickers on any major religious figures (unless it is particularly funny)
Comments
Another fine advertisement for HMP Generator. Do I get any royalties now?
I’m also surprised you still had an unsoiled copy of ‘That Arse’ photo.
"Shirley" : 03/12/2003 10:39:33
Its always arses with you isn’t it?
Remember, no means no.
Jim : 03/12/2003 17:33:03
How lovely is that girls arse, Is she single and can I have her number !
Chris Jones : 06/12/2003 13:18:05
Make us an offer
Jim : 06/12/2003 13:26:45
Chris - Post you’re arse on the net and we’ll discuss further
Sarah : 06/12/2003 14:57:24
Fucking hell; battle of the arses - maybe we could sell the format to Channel 5.
I can hear the belt buckles loosening already.
Jim : 06/12/2003 15:54:40