p-jwcgc 2010: England v USA
Sport // Jim // 12th June 2010
Time to choose what to bet on for England's first game against the sceptic tanks. For this I will turning to the mystic and deeply credible discipline of astrology - it never did Peter Sellers any harm, did it?
For my astral guide I have decided upon that unequalled seer of the modern age, yes, The Sun's very own Mystic Meg. I'm a selfish, moody Scorpio, the type Raymond Domenech doesn't like, so let's see what advice Meg has for me...
“The most passionate moon of your year promises a loved-up weekend - even if you are not expecting it.”
OK Meg, not very helpful – but maybe something to look forward to this evening.
“If you're single another Scorpio could be perfect for you.”
Right, I'm definitely single – could Meg be hinting that a scorpio in the England team is worth betting on? Lets see... Joe Cole, Wayne Rooney, Shaun Wright-Phillips and the injured Rio Ferdinand are all Scorpio, but its not very specific is it?
“At home you can soothe moods and plans for a family to work together are worth checking.”
Fortunately the Neville brothers are not involved in this squad.
“Luck is hot for H names.”
That's got to be it! Totally conclusive: Heskey to score first, lets put a few quid on that. Let's hope he actually starts eh?
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