Paper-jam regenerates

Hamster on a wheel

Costing many tens of thousands of pounds, and involving a host of managers, project managers, sundry other arseholes, pleb developer types and a coterie of self-serving, self-obsessed, pig-ignorant users across a desert-like couple of years...oh sorry, wrong project.

This is the new version of paper-jam and it cost about 10p to implement, but it has taken me about two months. Dearie me. Those of you watching in black and white/Internet Explorer - it probably looks a bit weird, we will sort it out. (**cough**install firefox.)

Try and pretend like you care while I give you the technical details: it's based on the lovely PHP CodeIgniter framework, which would have made things quicker, but I'm such a thickie.

It also uses the wonderful Akismet spam blocking system to cut down on the torrent of shit comment spam we've been getting recently.

According to their website, 93% of all comments are spam. If you can think of a reason why we shouldn't drive metal drainpipes into these spamming wankers anuses and pour a mixture of hot oil, chilli powder, and the food-processed remains of their own mothers into them, let us know.

(photo from williamallthing's flickr stream)

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